Phallic Lava

Ever since I was a kid, I wanted to buy a Lava Lamp. Of course, they were a bit too expensive for a whimsical present to myself, so I always held off.

But this Christmas, the office had a surplus supply, so I received one.

Funny thing though… as it’s been really cold lately, the “lava” takes a while to heat up. And while observing the lamp, the goo formed the shape of a phallus.

Or am I simply Freudian in nature?