funny business names

We all love those witty signs or businesses with humorous names. Here are a few that have been compiled and being sent over the net via email.

1. A Cocktail Bar in Ermita “PINDOT NOIR”.
2. Parlor in San Juan is named “CUT & FACE”.
3. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “STARDUCKS”.
4. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “VIOLYBEE”
5. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “CAFÉ PINDOT”.
6. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “SUMMA CUM LAUNDRY “.
7. Petshop in Ortigas: “PUSSIES AND BITCHES “.
8. A pet shop in Kamuning: “PAKITA MO PET MO”.
9. Bakery: “BREAD PIT”.
10. Bank in Alabang: “ALABANK”.
11. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “MEKENI ROGERS “.
12. Restaurant in Pasig : “JOHNNY’S FRIED CHICKEN: THE FRIED OF MARIKINA”.
13. A boxing gym: “BLOW JAB”.
14. A tombstone Cutter in Antipolo: “LITO LAPIDA”.
15. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “PAKOPYA NI EDGAR”.
16. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “CHICKPOINT” .
17. Laundromat in Sikatuna: “STAR WASH: ATTACK OF THE CLOTHES”.
18. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.
19. Name of a kambingan, “SA GOAT KITA”.
20. A salon somewhere, “CURL UP AND DYE”.
21. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “GEE CONGEE”.
22. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “WA-THIRST”.
23. A store selling feeds for chickens: “ROBOCOCK”.
24. Shoe repair in Marikina : “DR. SHOE-BAGO”.
25. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: WE WILL HEEL YOU SAVE YOUR SOLE AND EVEN DYE FOR YOU”
26. Petshop: “PETNESS FIRST”
27. Flower shop: “SUSASN’S ROSES”.
28. Taxicab: “INCOME TAXI”.
29. A 2nd hand watch store: “SECOND TIME AROUND”.
30. A squid stall in a wet market: “PUSIT TO THE LIMIT”.
31. A shrimp store: “HIPON COMING BACK “.
32. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ” NOTA REPUBLIC”
33. A ceiling installer: ” KISAME STREET”.
34. A car repair shop: “BANGGA KA ‘DAY?”
35. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “FISH BE WITH YOU”.
36. A fishball cart named, “POKE POKE”.
37. A beauty salon: “SAUDIA HAIRLINE”.
38. A bakery: “ANAK NANG TINAPAY”.
39. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “MAY LISA EATERY”.
40. Laundry shop: “WASH YOUR PROBLEM”.
41. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: “ASIAN MOBILE MASSAGE SERVICE: MASSAGE ONLY, GOD IS WATCHING”.
42. Ice cream parlor: “DILA LANG ANG KATAPAT”.
43. Chicharon store: “CHICHA HUT”.
44. Neighborhood pizza store: “PIZZA HOT”.
45. A fishball cart near UST: “EAT MY BALLS”.
46. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “PINOY BIG BARBER”.
47. A Resto: “THE LAST SUPPER”.
48. A goto resto: “GOTO KO PA!”
49. A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name: “MANI NI PAPA”.
50. A gym in Malolos: ” GAYMANN FITNESS CENTER”.
51. My brother’s party needs business: “BALLOON-BALLOONAN” .
52. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : “LAH-FANG”.
53. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “DINA FRESH CHICKEN”.
54. An actual bait and tackle shop in US: “THE MASTER BAITER”.
55. Panaderia: “TRIMONAY BAKESHOP”.
56. Salon: “HAIR DOT COMB”.

I hope I run into a few of these shops so I can verify if they exist and take a few snaps along the way.